Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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