just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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