He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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