so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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