those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
