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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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