It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's blow job season.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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