508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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