these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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