no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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