I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
operation harelip BJ is a go
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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