Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
