Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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