I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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