Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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