Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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