I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
