you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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