how can u be prego again
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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