If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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