the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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