Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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