using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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