we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
zippers are such a cool invention
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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