shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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