For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
