Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So many bounce houses so little time
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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