I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I showed him my bush... on skype.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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