Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
