he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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