i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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