It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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