girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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