Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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