Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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