wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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