16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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