you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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