trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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