Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize