Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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