you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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