That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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