I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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