it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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