i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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