Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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