I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The ass gains better be worth it
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