well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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