my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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