i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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