Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
sarcasm needs its own font
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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