literally had 100 drinks last night.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
well most of my day revolves around power hour
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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