the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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