This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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